Aug 31, 2013

Funny Quotes About Life

Funny Quotes About Life

"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others"- Anonymous

"Life is just a phase you're going'll get over it" - Anonymous

"Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics" - Anonymous

"When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time" - Anonymous

"It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions" - Anonymous

"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire" - Anonymous

"The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement" - Anonymous

"An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!" - Anonymous

"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane" - Anonymous

"You can't have everything....where would you put it?" - Anonymous

"Born to be wild - live to outgrow it" - Anonymous

"Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still " - Lou Erickso

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